Hump Day Havoc #1: Politikus

Inspired by the recommendation of Nikki Madigan and support from Jess Alexander, this week's Hump Day Havoc is a series of Haikus inspired by Tuesday's elections.  I hope you enjoy. :)

1.

Oh Why? Oh come on!

Just tell us now Ohio

We all know you're blue

2.

Florida, come on

Your lines are wrapped 'round the block

Peeps' legs are muy sore

3.

Obama is blue

The country a violet hue

Mitt Romney is red

4.

Legalize some love

Washington, Maryland, and

Main- Y'all warm my heart!

5.

4:20 all day

Washington, not Oregon

Colorado too

6.

No more stupid ads!

No more lies, deceits, and poop

on my TV screen

7.

What's this pile of crap?

It smells of Mitt and Barack

Ewe, politipoop

8.

"Daddy, I want it

I want that big white house NOW!"

-Veruca Romney

9.

I got my vote on

It felt so, so, so, so good

Yay, democracy!

10.

Swing states are stupid

What about the rest of us?

Come recruit my vote!

11.

I vote for Big Bird

Big Bird for president! Wait-

I mean Obama

12.

¡Viva Obama!

Yo quiero Taco Bell
Yo, is this racist?

13.
Suits and ties and pins
Barney would be, oh, so proud
A slim-fit Bromance

14.
Paul Ryan can run,
but Joe Biden gives good gropes
Hence, Obama's win

15.
One time I was asked
"What's electoral college?"
My answer was wrong.

16.
What was my answer?
"The right to choose your college."
Like, where you study...

17.
Where was I asked this?
On my ACT. But I
still got a good score!

18.
Yo, Puerto Rico!
Wanna be state Fifty-One?
Let's find you a star!

19.
Elephant and ass
Wait, what is the animal
For the Green Party?

20.
These politikus
Are such fun for me to write
Great call Nikki M.

Please post in the comment section below ideas for future Hump Day Havocs. 

I've got 4 recommendations, but I need more!!!  Get crazy and give me a good challenge. :)